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POSTAL 2

89 achievements · 3,754 EXP · 1 tracked player

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Players: 1
Avg. completion: 0%
100 % done: 0
Hours played: 0
EXP for 100 %: 3,754

Rarest achievement: Harder than r/gonewild, unlocked by 3.0% of all players, worth 61 EXP.

R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Common67.6% of players
16 EXP
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Common62.0% of players
17 EXP
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
Common56.5% of players
18 EXP
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
Common53.1% of players
19 EXP
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Uncommon48.9% of players
20 EXP
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Uncommon48.7% of players
20 EXP
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Uncommon46.3% of players
21 EXP
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
Uncommon46.2% of players
21 EXP
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
Uncommon37.2% of players
24 EXP
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
Uncommon36.3% of players
25 EXP
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
Uncommon34.3% of players
25 EXP
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Uncommon33.7% of players
26 EXP
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Uncommon32.1% of players
26 EXP
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Uncommon32.0% of players
26 EXP
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Uncommon31.5% of players
27 EXP
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Uncommon31.5% of players
27 EXP
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
Uncommon28.1% of players
28 EXP
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Uncommon28.1% of players
28 EXP
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Uncommon25.2% of players
30 EXP
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Uncommon22.0% of players
32 EXP
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
Uncommon21.8% of players
32 EXP
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Uncommon20.1% of players
33 EXP
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Uncommon20.0% of players
33 EXP
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Rare19.8% of players
33 EXP
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Rare19.1% of players
34 EXP
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
Rare18.7% of players
34 EXP
Secret achievement
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Rare17.6% of players
35 EXP
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
Rare17.5% of players
35 EXP
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Rare16.4% of players
36 EXP
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
Rare14.9% of players
37 EXP
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Rare14.4% of players
38 EXP
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Rare14.4% of players
38 EXP
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
Rare14.0% of players
38 EXP
Secret achievement
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Rare13.7% of players
39 EXP
Secret achievement
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Rare13.1% of players
39 EXP
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Rare13.0% of players
39 EXP
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Rare12.6% of players
40 EXP
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Rare11.4% of players
41 EXP
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Rare10.5% of players
43 EXP
Secret achievement
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Rare10.4% of players
43 EXP
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Rare10.2% of players
43 EXP
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Rare10.1% of players
43 EXP
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Rare10.0% of players
43 EXP
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
Rare9.8% of players
44 EXP
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Rare9.8% of players
44 EXP
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
Rare9.1% of players
45 EXP
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Rare9.0% of players
45 EXP
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Rare9.0% of players
45 EXP
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
Rare8.9% of players
45 EXP
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Rare8.7% of players
45 EXP
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Rare8.5% of players
46 EXP
Secret achievement
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Rare8.5% of players
46 EXP
Secret achievement
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Rare8.4% of players
46 EXP
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Rare8.2% of players
46 EXP
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
Rare8.1% of players
46 EXP
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Rare7.0% of players
48 EXP
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
Rare6.7% of players
49 EXP
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Rare6.4% of players
50 EXP
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Rare6.3% of players
50 EXP
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
Rare6.0% of players
51 EXP
Secret achievement
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Rare6.0% of players
51 EXP
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Rare5.6% of players
52 EXP
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Rare5.5% of players
52 EXP
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rare5.5% of players
52 EXP
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Rare5.4% of players
52 EXP
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
Rare5.0% of players
53 EXP
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Epic4.8% of players
54 EXP
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Epic4.7% of players
54 EXP
Secret achievement
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Epic4.7% of players
54 EXP
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
Epic4.6% of players
54 EXP
Secret achievement
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Epic4.6% of players
54 EXP
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Epic4.5% of players
55 EXP
Secret achievement
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Epic4.5% of players
55 EXP
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Epic4.4% of players
55 EXP
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Epic4.2% of players
56 EXP
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Epic4.1% of players
56 EXP
Secret achievement
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Epic4.1% of players
56 EXP
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Epic3.8% of players
57 EXP
Secret achievement
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Epic3.8% of players
57 EXP
Secret achievement
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Epic3.8% of players
57 EXP
Secret achievement
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Epic3.7% of players
58 EXP
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Epic3.7% of players
58 EXP
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Epic3.6% of players
58 EXP
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Epic3.4% of players
59 EXP
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Epic3.3% of players
59 EXP
Secret achievement
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Epic3.3% of players
59 EXP
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Epic3.1% of players
60 EXP
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Epic3.1% of players
60 EXP
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Epic3.0% of players
61 EXP